Question for God

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.
Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.
- OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.
  
  that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself
  I am not quite sure I know what you mean
  
  How could anyone know this?
  
  Damn that sounds terrible
  
  Women want to puke when on their period?
  
  Yeah. Best way I've been able to explain it. To both genders.
  
  That's a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.
  Downvotes don't change reality and empirical data.
- plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \
  
  Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.
  
  where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?
  
  Can you milk me, Focker?
  
  For the milk obviously
  
  So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great
- Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.
  What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.
- What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.

Why's my g-spot up my ass?
God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?
- So God has a peg fetish?
  
  we were created in gods image 🙏god loves a good railing like the rest of us
  
  God has every fetish, he made them after all

"because if it didn't feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit" is probably God's/nature's answer.
- Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.
  Just sayin
  
  I dunno I think it depends.
  As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I've seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.
  
  I'm sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?
  EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me
- Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.
- Women don't have a prostate tho and don't die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]
  
  They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that's the G-spot in women)
- Weren't we made in his image?
  Does this mean god has a scat fetish?

I'd like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong
- I can't tell you how often this ends old people's lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.
  This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.
  
  Dogs don't have this issue. I don't think pneumonia is a serious problem.
- Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What's up with that one, God?
  
  That's just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically
- We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.
- Evolution do be weird sometimes.

The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.
- It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity

"I thought it would be funny."
- That's what Robin Williams said was the reason for the platypus.

For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question
- Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls
  
  Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!

That's a weird sign. If it's made by a church or other religous group, you'd think they wouldn't phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn't exist, but of course an atheist wouldn't be making signs talking about god either.
So, is this "Business Alpha Nottingham" some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn't work fyi.

If they are sure they aren't in a simulation.
- We live in stimulation
  
  We live in a society.
  
  Wake up Neo

Why does god hate amputees?

https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx
"One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle."
Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?
- Yeah. Wonder if it was fresh or not, though.

I like the Sheriff of Nottingham. Definately better than any video game.