Still better than Troi-Cake
With mint frosting
Cellular peptides, yum.
You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.
With the deli slime on it too?
If that's what you're into.
Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.
The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.
Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.
Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.
O'Brien's real job.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.
Is that Tony Todd? I feel like that's Tony Todd
I literally just quoted this lol
Don't worry Kern! In a few years, you won't be bothered by this or anything ever again!
Imagine thinking space commies would celebrate Genocide Day.
They definitely celebrate First Contact though. In my headcannon they just shifted the day but kept the name. Thanksgiving is way better than First Contact Day.
My turkey actually came out good this year. I only cooked for myself and my wife though.
Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended
