I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.
36 1 ReplyI have a psychology joke but you'll think it's crazy.
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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.
32 1 ReplyI have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.
11 1 ReplyI have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.
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I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.
Needs more jpeg.
7 0 ReplyBecause this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
8 1 ReplyI'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
3 0 ReplyThat’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
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I have a customer support joke, please hold...
6 0 ReplyIt only counts if it's a maths joke.
5 0 ReplyI have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall
5 0 ReplyI have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete
4 0 ReplyWhen will the update release? Soon™️
4 0 ReplyI have a joke, but it's not funny.
3 0 ReplyI have a statistics joke but it's not significant.
5 2 ReplyI have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.
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3 1 ReplyI have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
2 0 ReplyI thought I was going crazy
2 0 ReplyCorrelation =/= causation. You're still crazy, like the rest of us. :)
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I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
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3 1 ReplyI got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
2 1 ReplyI have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led
3 2 ReplyI have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
2 1 ReplyI have a sound joke but you can't hear it
1 1 ReplyI have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT
1 1 ReplyI have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.
1 1 ReplyI have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it
1 1 ReplyI have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking
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