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Man she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.
There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE
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59 2 Replyprove that you are a dude
35 6 ReplyI thought we'd already covered this..
84 0 ReplyKel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.
18 0 ReplyGood burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!
8 0 ReplyI hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it's so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.
6 0 ReplyDamn that's next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i'll watch it lol
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We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before
3 0 ReplyThat's fine but I'm a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me "dude."
2 0 ReplySorry, dude.
6 0 ReplyI'm warning you, Ma'am.
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Does this count as a solicitation of genital photography?
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So, a few things:
- No way to prove you're a dude.
- Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can't say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said "no man has walked on the moon".
- Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE
14 3 ReplyIn 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn't be a lie if in 1900 someone said "No man has walked on the moon."
4 0 ReplyYup, that's the point I was making as well
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This is 2023. Everyone's a dude, dude.
4 2 Replywriting is a valid form of speech, and protected under the first amendment
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Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.
13 3 ReplyI have made a terrible mistake
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But he said true story. It's the incel code.
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