What's the first name you always think of when asked to come up with a random name?
What's the first name you always think of when asked to come up with a random name?
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Steve
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ALAN!!!
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Me too
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Bob. Always Bob.
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Bob is my Starbucks name, they always get my real name wrong.
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Because Bob usually knows, and/or did it.
(I use Bob too)
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He's also your uncle
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Bob
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The only right answer
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Bob
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Turd Ferguson is forever etched in my brain.
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Ya. That's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
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Slartibartfast
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I told you it wasn't important.
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Yeah, that's what makes it optimal for testing code where the username isn't important.
Good old Slartibartfast has caught many a bug.
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Tits Mcgee.
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Steve. Because of Hiphopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords.
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Art Vandelay
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Doug
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"Iโm not going to ask you to remember them all. Mostly because I donโt remember them all. Therefore, for ease of both narrative and our collective sanity, Iโm going to name only the more important members of the Crowโs Song. The rest, regardless of gender, Iโll call 'Doug.' Youโd be surprised how common the name is across worlds. Oh, some spell it 'Dug' or 'Duhg,' but itโs always around. Regardless of local linguistics, parents eventually start naming their kids Doug. I once spent ten years on a planet where the only sapient life was a group of pancakelike beings that expressed themselves through flatulence. And I kid you notโone was named Doug. Though admittedly it had a very distinctive smell attached when the word was 'spoken.''Doug'is the naming equivalent to convergent evolution. And once it arrives, it stays. A linguistic Great Filter; a wakeup call. Once a society reaches peak Doug, itโs time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done."
- Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea
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Tress of the Emerald Sea is a masterpiece, all four of the Kickstarter books are actually
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Bort
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I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.
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We are all out of Bort license plates
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Are you taking to me?
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Jeff
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Bigus Dickus. (boy im making a lot of penis jokes today)
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Frank. No clue why, but at least 60% of the time, it's Frank.
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That seems quite common, to be frank
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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Steeeve
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Bob. Bob Loblaw, from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
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Carl
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Illegible Jones
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Steve
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Tina
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Dildo swaggins
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Nice try, this is how you're going to get us all to confess our most commonly-used passwords.
Because my random word that first came to my mind was exactly that. And I'm not telling you what it is.
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yeah there is no way im telling this clown that I always use bobsmypassword as a password. What does he think we are. Morons.
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Joe
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word + word + number
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Greg
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Dave
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Terry
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X-wing @ Aliciousness
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Fudge
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Cinderella
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I have a terrible imagination. If asked to come up with a name, I'll simply flounder and say, "Eh?"
Case in point: my user name which I have used on multiple instances. (I've no idea how I came up with it).
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Owen Lincoln Potter. An alias I used in college when I was fucking around like an idiot
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Just came up with a random name and it was Thomas.
In German, it's commonly an old people sounding name (Frederike, Ulrich, Brigitte, Gerhard, etc)
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Rusty Shackleford
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George.
Relevant username?
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Schmitt.
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Malmsy.
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Xanthor the Destroyer of Worlds
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Male: tim Female: kim
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Bruce, otherwise it could get confusing
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Pustulio
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Just now? Romney. But I can't say I'd always pick that name, as first of all I haven't been asked that before, so I wouldn't know, and second of all, if I did, it would be predictable and therefore not random.
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