Steve
ALAN!!!
Me too
Bob. Always Bob.
Bob is my Starbucks name, they always get my real name wrong.
Because Bob usually knows, and/or did it.
(I use Bob too)
He's also your uncle
Bob
The only right answer
Bob
Turd Ferguson is forever etched in my brain.
Ya. That's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn't important.
Yeah, that's what makes it optimal for testing code where the username isn't important.
Good old Slartibartfast has caught many a bug.
Tits Mcgee.
Steve. Because of Hiphopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://m.piped.video/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Art Vandelay
Doug
"I’m not going to ask you to remember them all. Mostly because I don’t remember them all. Therefore, for ease of both narrative and our collective sanity, I’m going to name only the more important members of the Crow’s Song. The rest, regardless of gender, I’ll call 'Doug.' You’d be surprised how common the name is across worlds. Oh, some spell it 'Dug' or 'Duhg,' but it’s always around. Regardless of local linguistics, parents eventually start naming their kids Doug. I once spent ten years on a planet where the only sapient life was a group of pancakelike beings that expressed themselves through flatulence. And I kid you not—one was named Doug. Though admittedly it had a very distinctive smell attached when the word was 'spoken.''Doug'is the naming equivalent to convergent evolution. And once it arrives, it stays. A linguistic Great Filter; a wakeup call. Once a society reaches peak Doug, it’s time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done."
- Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea
Tress of the Emerald Sea is a masterpiece, all four of the Kickstarter books are actually
Bort
I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.
We are all out of Bort license plates
Are you taking to me?
Jeff
Bigus Dickus. (boy im making a lot of penis jokes today)
Frank. No clue why, but at least 60% of the time, it's Frank.
That seems quite common, to be frank
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Steeeve
Bob. Bob Loblaw, from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
Carl
Illegible Jones
Steve
Tina
Dildo swaggins
Nice try, this is how you're going to get us all to confess our most commonly-used passwords.
Because my random word that first came to my mind was exactly that. And I'm not telling you what it is.
yeah there is no way im telling this clown that I always use bobsmypassword as a password. What does he think we are. Morons.
Joe
word + word + number
Greg
Dave
Terry
X-wing @ Aliciousness
Fudge
Cinderella
I have a terrible imagination. If asked to come up with a name, I'll simply flounder and say, "Eh?"
Case in point: my user name which I have used on multiple instances. (I've no idea how I came up with it).
Owen Lincoln Potter. An alias I used in college when I was fucking around like an idiot
Just came up with a random name and it was Thomas.
In German, it's commonly an old people sounding name (Frederike, Ulrich, Brigitte, Gerhard, etc)
Rusty Shackleford
Permanently Deleted
George.
Relevant username?
This is the whitest question I’ve heard in a while.
Schmitt.
Permanently Deleted
Malmsy.
Xanthor the Destroyer of Worlds
Male: tim Female: kim
Bruce, otherwise it could get confusing
Pustulio
Just now? Romney. But I can't say I'd always pick that name, as first of all I haven't been asked that before, so I wouldn't know, and second of all, if I did, it would be predictable and therefore not random.
