No Noise November

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I'd be happy if people just stopped blowing leaves.
- Me, performing fellatio on a mouthful of leaves: hhph?
  
  I mean if you want too... Just don't start the engine.
Reducing noise pollution? This is fine.
Screw sex, I just want peace and quiet, a good night's sleep and maybe even a hug.
Man that'd be nice. Fuckers keep drag racing up and down my street at midnight, I have to run a fan or some other white noise just to sleep through the night and it still doesn't work half the time.
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They are literally me, so eepy

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