IF Brains were Computers...
IF Brains were Computers...
IF Brains were Computers...
What Dos commands would be running?!
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DROP TABLE names;
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It wouldn't run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager ... which is severely misconfigured.
- Tasks are waiting in the queue for months (sometimes years).
- Some tasks are running for very long and then get terminated in favor to a new task which got enqueued a second ago.
- Most tasks crash (segfault), due to overallocated memory.
- CPU load is constantly at 100% although many tasks are just idling.
At least that's the case in ADHD brains.
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So, basically, Dwarf Fortress.
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Help
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A TSR which intermittently plays old commercials jungles. At full volume.
"Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."
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