Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.
My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea
would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment... unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.