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FloridaMan @kyberpunk.social

1y ago

Favourite kind of american

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Trigger discipline: not
- I was just coming to say that and I've never even held a gun lol
- they are always triggered, so this checks out
- Booger hook: bang switch.
- Also the gun doesn't hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

ah another responsible gun owner I see
- Don't worry, it's a BB gun so he can't hurt himself. Mom didn't want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06
  
  Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.
- Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.
- Well, at best it's a single desk pop.

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.
- More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.
- Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn't right.

Doesn't his relationship make him gay?
- He never has sex though, as mentioned
- You're assuming GOD is a man?

I also like the version with the caption: "dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs"

Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?
- Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care
- Reject teenage liberal rebellion phase
- Simple, become a disciple of Christ
  
  Your belief system is finally dying. And humanity will be better because of it.
  
  No thanks, I've seen what awful people your religion turns them into
  
  Amen
  
  Which version?! There's so many to choose from!!

Took me a bit to understand "diet: betes"

isn't he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?
- He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I'm not certain it's him.
  
  thank god, thought I was crazy.
- Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.
  
  There's two?
- From NZ too
  
  but he "only" lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know
- I also immediately thought of that guy

I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke
- And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too..

Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

God bless America

USA in one Image
- Accurate

The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.

Another non-American posting memes about Americans.
- Well, you are a living meme. What did you expect?
- And Americans never post memes about non-americans.
  
  Americans never make fun of, or go to war with people of other nations
- It's funny though innit?
- You took that photo I’m thinking? 🤨
  
  Probably the dude in the photo.

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