He tries so hard because he doesn't want to be remembered as "the other Captain Ransom"

Glutes are cute, but obliques are for freaks

minor bit of pedantry, a minute isn't that silhouette the Kelvin-verse Enterprise?

May I ask you something, captain to captain? The Prime Directive: how often have you broken it for the sake of protecting your crew?

I already got the body to match, as long as I can stay in the holodeck.

Original poster art: https://www.deviantart.com/nealienman/art/Star-Trek-365010739