Taste Is Subjective
Taste Is Subjective
29 comments
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The apostrophe is not needed. Nothing belongs to the spaghettios.
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The Spaghettios cannot be trusted with belongings. They know what they did.
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That's why they look like zeroes to reflect this fact.
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Oh you are so wrong, my friend. The Spaghetti-Os possess many things. Some of them even spiritual.
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The Spaghettio guy is a person, and they deserve our respect.
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On the one hand: no matter what you replicate it's ethical, nutritious, and good for you. There are literally no bad choices for your body.
On the other: you have access to a bottomless culinary database that spans innumerable diets, cultures, broad swaths of history... and you order Chef Boyardee's finest with a few saltines. I think it's time to talk to the ship's counselor, because nobody should be eating struggle meals in a post-scarcity society.
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Fuck yes I am. Hostess cupcakes for dessert.
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Banana. Hot. Banana. Hot.
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Luke warm is for Star Wars fans.
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The saltines are a nice touch.
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Who are they putting on airs for? Speghettios needs no accompaniment.
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I have it admit, It's actually a bit unnerving to see someone put effort into spaghettios.
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Do these taste like metal to anyone else?
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Only if you eat then out of a can like a monster! But yeah sometimes they also taste like metal. It goes well with barely expired managers special milk, though.
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Can imagine my ex asking "Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature".
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Hmm, tastes like tauntaun.
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Ensign, you are relieved of duty and are to report to the Counselor immediately for mental evaluation.
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Needs potato chips.
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Saltines, eh? I may need to try that sometime...
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