Took a second to click that this was your company bonus. Wtf.
should we give them money? Nahhh. What do they like? Trucks. That’s it. They like trucks. And they have bad breath. I’ve got an idea that will only cost us a couple thousand.
The way these conversations usually shake out is something like “how do we improve morale and do a nice thing?” And the topic of money almost never comes up.