Shower thought ... if the government is truly listening to us all 24/7, what nicknames would they give you?
I imagine mine would be something along the lines of tone deaf as when I'm on my own, I'm constantly singing.
I could just imagine them speaking to each other in their call centre sighing and saying to each other:
"Oh here we go again Tone Deaf is ruining another song"
My [sportsball] team called me Bulldog. They told me it was because my [sport actions] were always great (which was true). I didn't understand how that made me a bulldog but I was happy to be included.