some might say we're early adopters

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
- Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
- Make that two
  
  🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
  Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
- Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
- My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
- Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
- good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
- big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎
- AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
- This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.
- If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
- Hey it's @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
- i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
  
  Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
- Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
- We got you buddy

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
- Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
- I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
- My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
  Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.
  C'mon guys tell us where you cum
  
  The lamp that looks odd...
- and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend
- Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
  
  I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
- You must be drowning in dms
  
  the ladies can’t control themselves

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
- Already at it
  
  Without inviting all of us?
  
  Poggers
  
  You are on flour, right?

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?