To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.
56 0 ReplyAnd it’s not an open palm gesture, you point only your index finger up. Otherwise it looks like you’re just waving at someone
7 0 Replyif you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad
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"Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"
48 0 ReplyYou have to say "oohoohooh!" along with it.
12 0 ReplyOmg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they're in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.
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Only if you’re the Hermione Granger type lol
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Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.
33 0 ReplyLemme fix that for you real quick...
27 0 ReplyIcht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!
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As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.
26 1 ReplyAs an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I'm not dead.
22 0 ReplyYes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it's obviously working.
18 0 ReplyAs a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
14 0 Reply"If you're alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don't order dessert and you're not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren't buying anything more!"
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Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.
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14 1 ReplyDo parents pet their children now? So strange!
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8 0 ReplyGot some bad news for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)
10 0 ReplyOh boy that was a wild read
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You mean like milk and the circle game?
4 1 ReplyNew Secret Hitler game irl
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Red zone is “how to get in Italy’s governing party” (/s but not really that much)
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I'm just practicing to stop Japanese katana with bare hands
7 0 ReplyThe red zone is how we stop the bus in argentina
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It's very easy to solve by kinking your arm a little.
6 0 ReplyWhat's the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?
15 degrees.
6 0 ReplyJust bring out the other hand and go for a dab
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