High five rule

Spiders are frens

If frien, why enemy shaped?
- Seriously! Whoever designed the animals really should have gotten feedback before publishing
  Spiders: usually harmless, often quite helpful. But has too many legs and a general creepy-crawly vibe. Save those for centipedes etc.
  Bears: best avoided, dangerous even without meaning to be. Fluffy as heck with those stupid cute little ears. Shoulda put them on something that I can hug without probably being mauled, maybe a really big dog breed.
- Enemy of bugs. Too focused on being good friend to look.... Wait have you seen their webs? That shit's beautiful.
- Similar hardware
- The enemy of your enemy is your friend

The last couple of years the earwigs have been terrible. They eat everything and my basil gets eaten down to the stalks. I've tried all kinds of things and nothing seems to work other than keeping the soil dry which only mildly helps. This year I noticed a spider hanging out in my basil plant. It kept getting bigger and my basil grew better than ever! Now I take extra care of my spider buddy!

A couple months ago I had a big ass fly buzzing around my room and annoying the shit out of me for like 2 hours. Then the pitch of it changed and sounded more frantic so I looked up and a jumping spider was murdering it in the corner of my window. If I could have high fived that little guy I would have.

Let spiders be, people.

Let spiders be people
-- Dr. Avrana Kern
Let them stop making web all over my house, and I will consider it.
- Why does your house have so much food for them? Clean up better.

Out of all the spiders jumpers seem to be the most interactive and have a personality.

Portia is a good spidey

Jumping spiders are so cute
- They’re my favorite kind of spider! We had a pet jumpy boi recently in our kitchen. Saw him for five days or so, usually on our stove or wall above our table, before he went away. I hope he’s alive and doing well.

I always smile when I see those cute guys. Hope they find enough food and live long.

Now with the spiders and centipedes, I almost never see any other bugs. Thanks, fellas.

My partner hates them so I always try to get them to a safe location as soon as I see one.

either that or quickly bring you a newspaper :)

Bring me pictures of Spider-man!

Hey it’s Lucas! Hi Lucas!

Yes! Absolutely yes! My wife hates it but our house is "no spider-kill" house". I have explained how we benefit from spiders in the house and how they're nothing to be feared of multiple times. I love spiders and i wish more moved in!

🫡

Absolutely not, but i'll try to avoid killing you. please stay in the corners where i am not.

Humans are alright, but salticids are god's greatest masterpiece

If you can stand on three legs

They have two claws on each paw and regularly wave their two front legs about which gets us to 4 digits, that's pretty close

The little man is confused by the transparency of the glass jar as i encapsulate his arachnid ass and put him in the microwave.

Maybe someday, we'll all get lucky and some large alien puts you in a stasis bubble you don't understand and then chucks you in the singlularity compactor.
- Okay that's completely different because now i'm the victim, not fair. 🐱
- You can cry all you want, but now i have spider jerkey..