In heat
In heat
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If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention
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My penis disappears into your mum all year round
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Does their mum notice this happening?
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Or eat less
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Oh, so it's not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?
Good, I'm happy it's getting normalised.
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I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don't it?' (about himself) so I guess I buy it.
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"It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.
"Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.
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It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.
I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women's research is usually lacking compared to men's.
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summer penis
isn't that a song from Grease
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It's drifting away
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Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!
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Don't you mean tiny dicks?
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Huge dicks with tiny dicks
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Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can't wear some of my shoes when we've got a heatwave outside because they don't fit anymore.
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Is that something that only happens to women?
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I don't know if it's woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this "schwere Beine" ("heavy legs" since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your legs and feet and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.
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happens to me.
I would wear flip flops all year round if I could
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Have you checked your blood pressure lately? Salt intake? Hydrating okay? Hormones? Allergies?
Could be an early warning sign of something more serious.
A little swelling and water retention especially on hot days is normal. But, if your shoes stop fitting due to a little water retention, they probably didn't fit very well to begin with. It's easier than you'd think to get used to shoes that are too small. Your feet adapt, but suffer.
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I'm 35 and have this issue for > 10 years now. I appreciate your worries, and yes, there's a lot of stuff not okay but this problem is pretty common at least among those women I talked to about it.
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… that URL slug is quite a thing
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The heatwave is dicking them down?
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Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!
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It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.
Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn't been affected by summer
Body heat, however, is a different story. It's definitely wider when hot and a skinny mf when cool. I therefore provisionally support this claim by the men
Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.
Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.
My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.
While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn't have, i.e. summer time.
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That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
Well naturally, that's what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?