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I am pretty sure you would be publicly lynched in Austria for this and it would be perfectly legal
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In most of Europe, probably.
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Nah, in Germany they sell sausages in the colors of our flag whenever the football world championship happens, though they aren't licorice flavored as far as I know
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Billa has Käseleberkäse this color right now btw.
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I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it's what makes Italian sausage shine. I'd be down to try it.
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If there's anyone who's gonna fuck this up, it's Oscar Meyer.
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Ugh. That's a good point.
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One of the chain stores sells branded shiny sausages. The semolina in the composition gives them shine. Also, when you bite into a sausage, a jelly similar to snot trails behind the piece. As you understand, there is no meat in these sausages (although it is present in the composition).
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Love the vague meat content ... chicken, pork, beef ... whatever leftovers we have
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Whatever isn't okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.
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I'd argue you could even put plastic and sawdust in there and you wouldn't taste a difference.
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It's 4 AM. I've almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.
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Yo you like pig ass? Bruh
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Look, it's the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s'more.
You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don't deserve bread.
...apple pie and Chevrolet.
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I could make so many jokes about black wieners here. But this does seem like sacrilege, making hot dogs licorice flavored.
I can't wait until they come out with hot-dog flavored licorice for the 4th of July.
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Is it possible to joke about hot dogs with this color?)
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Is it possible NOT to? : / just sayin!
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Please, please tell me this isn't real.
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Those not sure but they sell normal orange kind color candy ones for sure I have seen them.
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Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done
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WHY.
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One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was
The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion's R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company's chairman, he stared in shock, screamed 'WHY', and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.
Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn't laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.
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Haha, that is glorious.
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Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?
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Better because of the licorice, I suppose.
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Yes, officer. This post, right here.
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Ey wtf that sounds pretty good.
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If this is real, I wonder why they didn't just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)
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It's not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also "black licorice" wouldn't be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.
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We've strayed so far.
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Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.
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NGL, I'd believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.
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I'm disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn't utter revulsion, but instead, "Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween...I bet they'll make fantastic catfish bait."
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USA! USA! USA!
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Probably wouldn't be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel
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Hot dogs are bad enough normally... why would you make them worse!
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