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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be

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Christian faith an important part of who senator pretends to be

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Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down
- Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
  Bravely ran away, away!
  When danger reared its ugly head,
  He bravely turned his tail and fled.
  Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
  And gallantly he chickened out.
  Bravely taking to his feet
  He beat a very brave retreat,
  Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!
- Is that not how Christians run? ;)
Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids
- Resting diddler face.