Anon's split personality
Anon's split personality
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Skill issue. My gf is always perfect
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I just can't fathom how that happens, after cooming all that I want to do is cuddles and kisses ?? Ride the endorphins high together..
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POS...probably a future cop
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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try therapy
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I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.
Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.
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Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear
This reads like one step away from a DV situation
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I imagine sexism like this morphs into DV given time and opportunity
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Yeah it's definitely testosterone :/ just pure monkey brain neuron activated, there's not really any thoughts besides "I am so unbelievably in love with them" until you're snapped back to reality...
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if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?
Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I've known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those...generally aren't very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.
But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don't even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?
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Believe it or not, straight to therapy.
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Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it
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Fake: anon had sex
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Open and shut case.
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Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?
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He should find a therapist.
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Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
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Well unwashed for round 2 is kinky
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Self cleaning ovens hahahha
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I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.
Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
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It isn't washed with soap, but it is washed with water
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Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
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it could have been his point
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Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She's never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
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I think you mean her vulva. It's fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.
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I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.
Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
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Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren't the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she's ever had a UTI from this practice.
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Yeah just let the jizz stew there naturally
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I love greentext communities on lemmy because it's the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don't know how vaginas work đź’…đź’…đź’…
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Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.
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Fake: everything until the linebreak
Gay: everything after the linebreak
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I know a ton of gay woman who would not agree with anything after the line break thus it is not gay.
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The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.
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After coming I don't want sex again but I don't magically find my partner disgusting and annoying... we just cuddle.
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No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show
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Are you going to provide an explanation you think is more correct? Some kind of correction, or citation, or just say "you're wrong" without further comment?
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Anon discovers he might be gay
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No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.
Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.
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But there are no straight men on 4chan
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Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then
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All Anons are males. And gay.
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Evolution anon
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This is actually an interesting insight into a severily bipolar mind of a person
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