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Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

The size of a what

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Americans will use anything but metric smdh.
- My feet are 0.83 feet long
  
  you're not legally allowed to call them feet then
  
  I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series "Avatar: The Last Airbender" captioned "The Boulder feels conflicted."
- Doesn't markdown let you add alt-text in the form ![alt text](url) ?
  Wait lemmy test
  
  edit: yea it works
  edit2: maybe not
  edit3: no it def does
  
  Been wondering why people just upload with “image”.
  
  I don't see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.

Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff's department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.
- Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say "the size of a small car". The "larger boulder the size of a large boulder" tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.
- Probably meant to write 'the size of a large car' originally?
- I read coruscantian at first and was thinking about the incident where half a ship shaped ship dropped on us the last week

I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image

It's not just a boulder, it's a rock.
- Do you smeeeeelllllllllll what it's cooking?
  
  Hopefully pizza, because I'm starving!
- astonishingly in the shape of a boulder

I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat...
Nature is amazing!

Would you rather fight a large small boulder, or a small large boulder?
- This reminds me of the joke about the little person psychic who escaped jail.
  They're a small medium at large.
  
  Flows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it's not as obvious.

Is it heavier than feathers tho?
- What size of feather?
  
  XXL small.

Looks something like 50 capybaras big?... more?
- Are we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?
- 50? 50! I can't imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?

This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.
- Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.

It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.

Bould of them to assume they know sizes.

148 millimeter 78?
- Highway 145, mile marker 78.
  
  Oh... Well that's just annoying.

Fortune favours the boulder.

So, medium?
- No, it's clearly the size of a small boulder

Is this Bob the Boulder?

Looks bouldery enough to me

Big words out of a small brain.

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