Is there a way to casually bridal carry my GF everywhere so that people either don't notice or feel the need to alway ask why I'm hoisting her everywhere?

I'm wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I'm sick of people asking about it.

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I'm wearing a t-shirt explaining why...
See, there's your problem. You gotta be dressed like a firefighter. Nobody is going to dare question anybody wearing a firefighter helmet.
- This might work. Going to try this.
Tried wrapping her in a rug once, Cleopatra-style, but it didn't give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour and people kept asking why the rug I was carrying kept talking.
- And also people would ask why I was carrying a rug around with me, which is harder to answer.
  Also was worried people might think I was on my way to dispose a body.
  
  Just tell them you are disposing of the rug, the body is just helping keep it rolled up.
  
  Just say it's a bundle of curtain rods. Shit, it worked for Lee Harvey Oswald.
- it didn't give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour
  Get her one of those lights that look like a snake
Just wink at everyone, if they ask anything. Just wink. "Are you carrying her girlfriend" Just wink. "You can't go back there staff only" Just wink.
Copy-pasting Libertarian Guys with Asian Wives posts is cheating.
buy her a switch 2 and have her play on this technological marvel, people will understand that she wont want her gaming sessions to be interrupted by mundane things like walking and think youre really sweet for doing this for her
Can you wear your t-shirt backwards so the explanation is visible on the back?
Just put a collar on and give her the leash. Far less questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnlJa-hVhTw
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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I don't know, but you'd probably need to do a lot of arm exercises, and make sure you stretch properly before carrying your wife around.

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