The Four Fucks System

I had a director of eng once who asked me to mind my language when I said "For fuck's sake it returns 200 OK even when there's an error".

So I started naively replacing "fuck" with "fudge". "That's pretty fudged up." "Well, fudge it, we'll deal with that next." "Fudge if I know."

He didn't really like it, but he can go fudge himself.