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Xusontha @ls.buckodr.ink

1y ago

my favorite flavor! what's yours?

not OC

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The tagline for Haribo bothers me. "Kids and adults love it, so..."
"So" what!? Also, "so" is improper. Should be "therefore".
- I HATE it whenever brands use bad grammar in ads, like how Apple says, "come get iPhone 14"; it's "an iPhone" not iPHONE YOU HEAR ME
  
  I probably should have pointed out that I was being sarcastic. By "love it so", they mean "love it so much". It's an old phrase that has fallen out of use.

I prefer the red one
- What, you don't love the c r u n c h of keratin?

Is it sugar free?
- no added sugars, only good ol' keratin!

Made by Hans Irchter
- Petah help I don't get the joke
  
  Haribo is short for Hans Richter (from) Bonn (a city in Germany)
  I didn't expect anybody to get it. I don't know why I made it

This is sooooo gross blonde taste like hay gotta have that spicy red head

Damn son, packaging has gone upscale since legalization!
Around here all we can get is floor clippings in a tinfoil baggie.
- You gotta differentiate when it becomes available to the masses

Yarn and candy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IatOJkmdqB8
- What in the world did I just watch
  
  It's a (satirical) commercial for a yarn and candy store.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  https://www.piped.video/watch?v=IatOJkmdqB8
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

twin snails thank you

DICK CHEESE
- Yeah but I only like the flavor of blonde.
  
  *blonde dick cheese

Nails better
- The nails are too small; I prefer to slurp the hair like spaghetti

sbubby

That unironically looks like tasty angel hair pasta

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