My favorite, classic greentext
My favorite, classic greentext
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Poor snake. He walked into its home and woke it up only to slaughter it.
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Kid has a bright future as a cop.
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Why not just let go while spinning at full speed? It'll go flying away and you can run the other direction.
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Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid
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Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.
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Can you imagine if you and your friends are having a quiet evening camp staring up at the stars, basking in the oneness of nature... for a fucking snake to helicopter down at you from the middle of nowhere
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What's the deal with "2o" instead of 20
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Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.
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Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten.
Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.
There's a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.
There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.
If you weren't faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.
No one was fast enough.
Newtype testing device
Lmao. I vote each greentext repost should come with the best fake & gay comment. It's like a desert.
More like an oasis.
Humans are the best animal when it comes to exerting movement forces on objects (throwing, rotating, etc.), so I am not sure about not being bitten. Can't argue about the euphemism, though.
Edit: I am probably wrong, see other reply. He might have taken it by surprise, though.
Well he only realised it's a snake after grabbing it so methinks both were surprised.