The evidence shows!
The evidence shows!
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Isnt this just because pants dont leave a lot of traces after tens of thousands of years, while a bone flute is much more likely to do so?
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This is kind of how I feel about the idea of the very first writing being chiseled in stone or engraved on clay tablets. If there was a much older civilization that never did that but invented paper and pencils instead, we'd probably never know it.
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That and that people used to wear other sorts of garments that weren't such a pain to make.
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Loincloth people unite!
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The earliest proof of clothing we have are needles that survive the pass of time, but not the clothes they made.
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Music is definitely cooler than wearing pants.
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Wearing pants is like the opposite of music, in terms of cool at least.
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MFs will say humanity never had a golden age 😒
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Here's another hot take with the same data:
Pants may disintegrate, but flutes last forever!
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Robes were easier to make and were a one size fits all
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Robes.
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And skirts/kilts.
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You don't need pants if your tools have straps
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Dammit, I wanted to actually hear it!
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Pants are a barbarian invention anyway!
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Tell that to the legions in Teutoburg forest, oh wait my ancestors slaughtered them!
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Wearing pants will not get you laid, having a sick flute will...
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The tyranny of pants. Set me free, music!
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And thats where "rock with your cock out" and "jam with your clam out" comes from.
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Oh, and here I was thinking that rocking with your cock out was stimming in the shower during a crisis in existential dread. Well, you learn something new every day.
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Stimming, cock out and Lemmy. You got it bro
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Where do you think Satyrs came from?
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Sounds nice
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