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1y ago

No, is because you are Amy Schumer.

bourgie white women want to be oppressed so fucking bad

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God I hate this shit. Ffs Amy it is LITERALLY A CRIME TO VOICE SUPPORT FOR PALESTINIANS IN SEVERAL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. THERE ARE TWO FUCKING CARRIER BATTLE GROUPS ON THEIR WAY TO GAZA AND THE US IS EMPTYING IT'S STORES SO ISRAEL CAN KEEP DOING GENOCIDE. SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP.
- No, no, she's right. Chuck Schumer's nepo baby celebrity millionaire niece, who lives in a giant mansion in Los Angeles, is the real victim of worldwide oppression.

first I came for the communists, because I am a liberal
- First i came for the communists because theyre hot
  
  Ironically, the USSR was one of i believe two nations in the entire world that did not have strict quotas on the number of Jewish refugees allowed to enter. While every other country in the west turned Jewish people away to die in the camps, the USSR took in something like 1 or 1.5 million Jewish refugees fleeing the Nazis.
  
  Hell yea I'm hot
  
  Unironically, because women had income and the right to divorce, they reported more pleasure from sex in communist countries. Communists are just hotter.

What exactly did she do to stand up for LGBTQ, immigrants, and the black community?
- Stole their jokes
- Made fun of Bernie Bros

The fuck does she mean "Then they came for the black community" what order of operations is this absolute bullshit
- Uses the word "first"
  Does not describe indigenous genocide
  Does not describe slavery
  The Amerikkkan history understander has arrived.
- The only thing I have ever heard in regards to the black community is how she wants to have a relationship with a black man for social humiliation.
  
  did she actually say this?
- Yeah, it makes no sense, unless your brain is run entirely on lib brainworms

She made jokes about not dating poc because she likes "men who have a job." Attending peaceful protests and posting shit on Instagram doesn't automatically make you an ally, especially when you base your career around making fun of those various groups for cheap laughs.
- "I said vagina, now laugh"
  
  Vaginas are funny though
- Her joke about Latine men was even worse than that, as i remember
  
  Yeah it was that she likes consensual sex. Bitch is a walking L and has the nerve to demand that people take her seriously. I'd be a lot more inclined to if she was capable of making original jokes and used some creativity instead of hack shock-jock quality humor.

You stand alone if you ignore the military might of the entire white western world, the entire media apparatus of the white western world, and the entire population of neoliberals in the white western world. So yeah pretty alone if you ignore all that
- Well she does feel alone then, since it's only ghouls, hard to find human warmth there

We sent an aircraft carrier to backup Israel. We've given nearly $250 billion over the years to Israel. We are the ones supplying the bombs that are destroying Gaza, which is a concentration camp. There's walls all around it and the waters are patrolled by Israeli boats. We made that possible.
- Waiting for the US army to give trans communists an aircraft carrier
- Well yeah we gave them overwhelming material and financial support, but somebody was mean to this lady on twitter, and the two acts are about equal.

"how can i make this about me"

This is literally just the “in this house we believe” sign. It’s certainly not a chronological account like the original poem.
- Its an abomination created by fusing those cringe lib "in this house signs" with the "first they came for..." poem, not the actual poem, but the way libs half remember it. Presented by the niece of the Senate Majority Leader.
  
  Better than the right wing version. First I came for your kids, then I came for your democracy, now I declare war on Mexico I stand alone.
- The "in this house we believe" lawn signs are at least people with no political capital grasping at the concept of solidarity.
  This is a racist nepo baby with a national platform complaining people aren't giving her enough credit for her empty platitudes.
  And by empty platitudes I mean history of being a racist dumbfuck.

Bitch didn't stand up for any of that
- She didn't even go to Canada when Hilary lost (like she said she would) lol

If you have to deal with libs and that poem - let them know something that changes the context of poem completely. The writer called Hitler an "instrument sent by god" and he was only worried about the Nazis after they came for his church.
Holocaust Memorial Day Trust | Pastor Martin Niemöller
Like many Germans at the time, Niemöller believed that the Nazis and Hitler would provide strong leadership to make Germany a powerful and respected nation again. He also saw the Nazi party as a way for Germany to return to the Christian morals he thought had been abandoned, even referring to Hitler as an ‘instrument sent by god’. Niemöller’s eventual split with the Nazi party came when they started to control the German Protestant Church.
- I don’t think they care about any of that. Bringing up the fact that the US removed “communists” from its version is more interesting because they didn’t want people to sympathize with communists massacred by fascists.
  
  I don’t think they care about any of that.
  I don't know what they care about but...
  Bringing up the fact that the US removed “communists” from its version is more interesting
  We care. But I don't think they care about that at all. In fact - I'd bet money on it.
  
  And then slapped that butchered quote over the entrance to a museum with the stated goal of highlighting the dangers of dehumanizing people.
  Because they didn't want people to be sympathetic to communists.
- Well yes that's very much what the text of the poem is about
  
  Libs don't know the context. They think of him ~~as a good guy~~ as a neutral observer who didn't know better.
  [Edit: I realize now a "good guy" is wrong.]

Israel is the international standard bearer for cry bullies.

The most oppressed person whose cousin is a sitting US Senator.
- So oppressed that they have the while weight of every Western regime and the entirety of the press behind them

I would oppress the shit out of them
White lady gulag
It’s just like normal life but curly fonts and cliched sayings are banned (the two combined get you solitary)
- I actually like some of the cliched sayings
  
  You heard them,
  
  a cliche a day keeps the fuck you

What the fuck did she do? Fucking rich, white celebrity talking like she's a beheaded kibbutz baby after doing nothing for oppressed people except farming engagement with their suffering as a #resister.

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

On the bright side, at least she feels like she's alone.

Untalented nepo baby fascist

Lol so this little remix of the poem is all about how you’re so righteous but no one likes you (for reasons that are fictional), meanwhile the original poem is about how undesirables are thrown to the dogs until it’s your turn. Very classy.

yeah, what sort of surgery did they first come for? a Bong hit transplant?
- ayooo

Go back to making jokes about your vagina

How’d standing up for immigrants go Amy? Are those families together now? Huh Amy, huh? Answer the question Amy?
- Followup question how's the t in lgbtq doing Amy?
  Kinda seems like all the things you've tried to stand for have been resounding failures.

I was about to come post this lmao
- If you ain't first, you're last.

Hey when you want to be the most insufferable Schumer in pop culture and Chuck is still around you gotta go hard

Two aircraft carrier groups and the full weight of the American military supporting Israel and that isn't enough 🙄

Terminal white lady brain.
- 🥺

Terrible flow

A take so bad that even Reddit can spot the issue
- That's the real indictment. If reddit says you are fucking up well uhh you are fucking up.
  
  Except for their am I an asshole subreddit. That place excuses so much asshole behaviour. I blocked it years ago, and every time I check on it, it gets worse.
- Reddit just hates Amy and women comedians generally

somebody tell the hogs that amy schumer is pro-israel

Its because of her vagina

usians are the most propagandized people on earth

Who the hell is this woman?
- hack comedian
- A psyop by right wingers to prove that women comedians can't be funny.

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