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ICE Detains Trump Voter by Mistake in Shocking ‘Law and Order’ Backfire

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"Mistake"
“They do their job and I support whatever they are doing,” Monteiro said. “I voted for Trump and there are a lot of bad people in this country that don’t deserve to be here.”
"I voted for face-eating leopards, and I'm happy that they have eaten my face."
- What's it called when cognitive dissonance in favour of your aggressor trumps self preservation?
  Stockholm syndrome seems like a diet version of whatever the fuck this is
  
  Uncle Don
Haven't they detained a few hundred darker-skinned Trump voters these past few months? This is repetitive news.
- This one is different because he understands that sometimes a leopard eats the wrong face, and that's okay so long as they continue eating faces.
- Those ones don't count, they already voted.
"I'm ok having my face eaten by leopards because I'm afraid to admit I was wrong".
- Besides, teh Poorz and Brown Peepulz are getting their faces eaten also too!
Nuanced view my ass, he was taking a client to court and got detained, does he not see a problem with this? How does picking up randos outside the court not fuck with due process? I hope they pick him up again every tine he goes to court until he puts that together.
I'm not sure 'shocking' is the right word here.
At The Leopard BBQ:
"Damn Steve, this is delicious face! What did you do?"
"Well, you have to start with prime MAGA face. Fat is flavor!"
No uniforms. No badges. Wearing masks. They look more like masked kidnappers to me.

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