Tesla starts accepting Cybertruck trade-ins, confirms insane depreciation (35-45%)
Tesla starts accepting Cybertruck trade-ins, confirms insane depreciation
They knew they were getting fucked by a fascist. That is what they paid for.
I'll take one when it's cheaper than the battery pack.. then sell the rest of the damned thing for scrap
Once they depreciate enough, they'd be great sources for home backup batteries. The rest of it can go for recycling.
Imagine being such a terminally sycophantic chump that, after experiencing Cybertruck ownership, you trade it in for yet another Tesla.
I don't think you understand the power of identity yoking
You know what? I'll change my mind.
Fix the long list of problems with them,pay for the insurance, remove the T logo, and I'll drive it.
That way when I get asked about driving around in a 7 year olds drawing for a truck, at least I can say it was free and I'm no longer buying gas.
remove the T logo
You know how you can still tell that a building was originally a Pizza Hut even with the signs removed/changed?
It was more of a thing towards Musk's ego more than anything
Really? As a car, the brand is the least of its issues.
There's a reason that car is not legal in a lot of countries.
I include that - it's the first constraint...
There's a value I would take a cybertruck for. That value is lower than my 2010 Tacoma with almost 250,000 miles, though.
Actually, now that I think about it, there are enough things I think are dangerous about it, both to others and occupants, stupid design decisions, etc., that no, I don't think I'd even take a free one.
When you lost a technological advantage - u then rely on your country protecting you via tariffs.
But this means we the people then fund your failed business.
This means you cannot be an asshole and be super duper grateful for people funding ya and protecting ya. this typically means you don't throw sieg heils.
i can't believe Tesla shareholders keep musk still, think it's likely gonna chnage
they were buying it to sustain teslas long enough so that musk can cash out on that original 56bn payout from the stocks.
Could become collector’s car eventually
Your uncle presses a hidden button to open an old garage door. Years of leaves and dead vines fall from the top edge, and a surprised bird darts out from its nest on the now-opaque window. As the door creaks open, the scent of stale Axe body spray floods the overgrown driveway.
Inside, you see walls adorned with Kanye posters, Bored Ape printouts and flash drives in glass cases, and his crown jewel in the center - an original Cybertruck, still in mint condition. With a grin on his face, your uncle struts up to the masterpiece and pats it on the hood. The front bumper immediately comes loose, but he kicks it back into place before it hits the ground.
Exactly. Somebody like this will want to collect the car.
lol cybertrucks are the zip drives of cars
Ooph. Forgot about those.
Feast your eyes on this:
I rest my case.
They'll have some on display in the Holocaust Museums and Nazi Museums for sure.
It has a very unique visual. Of course it may.
Depreciation without a term is a useless fucking metric but I guess it works for headlines
Are you looking for a rate, like money per day lost? It's depreciation, an incalculable loss of value which is another idea that has no objective basis. One person could value it while many others hate it and it doesn't change the thing itself. Value is fake. Hating on fake things is not worth your time.
JFC that's insane!
They "depreciated" so much because the longer they were out, the more evidence there was that they were never worth that much in the first place.
they are design nightmares and not even in the cute Jaguar's transmission kind of way.
Ooo that sounds interesting, what's wrong with the transmission on jaguars?
consider it fell apart soon after a customers buys it, it probably is at most 20-30k at best.