Fact!

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Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)
Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.
- Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.
  
  River otters are cute though.
  
  I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks
- Sooo, about that..
  
  https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
  
  Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !
  
  Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.
  
  Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.
- I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.
  
  Soooo, about that...
  
  https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.
- It is otterly funny
At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!
- https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/
  
  They can’t text tho.
I always like to use anotter template.
Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!
Okay but you didn't give us the template
Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?
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  Oops, wrong post.

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