All historians agree..
All historians agree..
All historians agree..
Or, before manned flight and other technological possibilities, riding a fearsome apex predator was the big power fantasy
Pretty sure Jesus himself used to ride on bears back
Nah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.
He was being an ass so they shooed him and the bear away with palm fronds
There are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.
I would like to point out the bears are themselves also naked. Bunch of hypocrites!
I think you have to introduce your children to them at a young age