Anthony Albeanisi Wins Re-election As Prime Beanister of Australia
The results were called by ABC (Australian Beanis Corporation) pollster Antony Bean a few short hours after polls closed across the country. Opposition Leader Tater Dutton is also predicted to lose his seat
I'm a democratic beanilist. I believe that beanilism is the future, and we can get there through the democratic process! It's happening!
Democratic beanilism is the left wing of fartism
These bean edits are getting scarier
They are a bit uncanny yeh...
An independent might take Bean off the liberals in the ACT.
beant me to it!
Indebeandents really are having a moment
You have a dang beanis running the cantree
Gotdang bean in the outhouse
There is a joke about how Albanese is a well-known American brand of gummi bears beans but I haven't cracked that bean yet.
And we're still waiting on the result for the most important electorate: https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/guide/bean