Trump will rename Veterans Day to celebrate US victories in World Wars
Military parade to honour US Army will fall on Trump's birthday
The president says Americans did "more than any other country, by far, in producing a victorious result" in the conflict.
Seriously - how did we come to be in a timeline in which the PotUS is toxic, deranged and stupid, all at the same time?
It's like we somehow, on a national level, picked out that drunk uncle who we deliberately didn't invite to the reunion because he's a lunatic who always makes an ugly scene, but then he showed up anyway, got stumbling drunk, went on a cringey slurred rant about who-the-fuck knows what, then threw up in the punch bowl and passed out and pissed himself in the back yard.
Screw impeachment - he's so obviously deranged that he needs to be ruled unfit for office and simply removed.
Not a single person asked for this. Also completely missing the point, like usual.
This mfer and renaming things…
He’s like a vicious Smurf.
Waves hands around like an accordion And I will make, Veterans day... The bestest and greatest day, it will be called "Thank you sir for saving us Mr Trump and making America Great Again" day.
Dances to YMCA while air-jacking two invisible NBA players
Big men, strong men came up to me, tears in their eyes and said "Sir! You're honoring our veterans more than anybody ever has, even Caesar himself didn't honor us like you did"
And I said "I know! He may have given you some dressing in your barracks, but nobody loved you like me. Maybe your mother did, but I don't know, nobody really knows"