Capitalism drives innovation
[inventor, showing their machine called "The awesome non polluting thing maker"] My awesome new invention will be a net positive to everyone's lives
[capitalist, smoking a cigar] Great! How can we restrict access to it and profit from it?
"I invented a machine that removes the commercialism from Christmas."
"Let's build lots of them and sell them for a lot of money."
Please donate to help stop the orphan crushing machine.
Heaven is where everyone on earth has learned to be hyper generous, hell is where everyone on earth is hyper stingy.
We can have either in just a few generations.
It would be profitable if they taxed pollution according to the damage it causes.
I can only read this in Gumball and Darwin’s voices due to the color palette