You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?
Delete my browsing history!
farts
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.
in a less serious tone
Hey, Listen!
I'm off to... Bombay!
Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"
I'll show you true human nature.
Somebody probably deserves this
Pasta la vista, baby.
… and that’s all she wrote.
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>"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
Depending on the tone, say it in your best Matt Berry voice
You always were an asshole Gormon.
"lets get this bread"
Uhm,, oh .
"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."
I'll be back
Somebody set up us the bomb!
Make THIS great, asshole!
I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to
"Superman".
Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
Here comes the boom!
Nothing personnel, kid.
There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.
"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.
Bomb voyage.
Monsieur Incroyable!
This is it.
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
It's guerrilla, not gorilla.
The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
This world does not deserve me. Be better kids.
Just have to pull this BOMB!
Hahahah!
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn't expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..."
"What does THIS button do?"
My first thought too.
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
Nice one.
Fuck you Donald
That's the hell of it, isn't it? Even when you beat a narcissist, it's all about them in the end.
"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"
I will always upvote Waterworld.
I honestly don't understand how there isn't some kind of Waterworld... either action/fps mmo, ala destiny or warframe... or just some kind of mount and blade type single player game, or even Conan Exiles.
The closest thing I can even think of is Raft - Stranded Deep.
... Its mad max... on the ocean, and is basically postapoc/dieselpunk.
Bang wow zoom, fairly novel game (by modern standards) for a AAA or even AA studio to try.
"Paper! Lookitit! SMELL it! PAAAAAPER!"
Whistle "Pop Goes The Weasel".
Lot of great options here, but this is the most badass by far!
Hell yeah, classy! Especially if you hit the button on that last up note.
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
"Remember me as... as a guy... but like a really humble guy.... because even though what I'm doing is great and makes me better than you... I am not...."
explodes into orange juice
... Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the 'bomb'...
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Along those lines, I was thinking "Oh no, not again."
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
Something to do with precious bodily fluids
Purity of blessed fluids
"Hope they made a backup"
Yippie kayak, other buckets
Nine-nine!!
Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important
What is this from?
im the first letter of the alphabet now!
"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Flint and steel!
I’ve hidden a treasure somewhere on this planet.
You want my treasure? You can have it!
I left everything gathered in one place.
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I'm not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You're in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?
She's not. She's just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it's disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she's ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It's hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing's people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
"Seriously, who farted?"
"Pull my finger."
Death is light as a feather
Duty heavy as a mountain
Alright Lan
Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!
I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!
I’m your huckleberry pie.