1d ago

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

www.cbsnews.com

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.

The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.

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23h ago

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

www.cbsnews.com /news/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-pentagon/

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1d ago

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

www.cbsnews.com /news/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-pentagon/

34 comments

VANITY

God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.
- Yeah. Our new reality. I hate it.

How vain
- We don’t want pentagon officials to be handsome for television.
  We want them to be competent.
  
  Kind of surprised it wasn't JD to be honest
- He probably thinks this comment is about him.
  
  Dammit, beat me to it 😄

Oh, it's Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
- Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
  
  They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.

Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they're supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.

No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.

Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin

Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.

How big is the bar
- Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
  
  A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
- Well he has to pick up the slack now that Canada is not buying USA liquor.

What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.
- So much manly warfighting.

made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmao

He can tattoo the makeup like Vance
- Can't tell if true or not...

Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?

I'm sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn't been a thing since Thermopylae.

What a bitch.

He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp

The makeup necessary for his upcoming white house (oval office) drag performance where he drains a half gallon of scotch, emails putin the back door to the F-35, and fucks a couple of ten year olds on the situation table... all the while taking selfies of him and his 'buds'.

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