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4d ago

wisely

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it’s a Babylon Bee Article it’s not a real story
- A rare funny from them.
- ahhh, the "conservative who identifies as a comedian mk8 the same joke 50 times" version of the onion?

It took me 10 seconds to realize this was a joke, and another 10 to get the joke.
I don't like this timeline
- It took me no seconds to get the joke, but 10 seconds to realize that it was a joke for real.

He chooses life.
- I wonder what brand of fucking big television the dalai lama has. 🤔

why is this community putting babylon bee headlines on my front page
- Memes are memes, why are you subscribed to a meme page if you don't like memes
  
  Some is us browse subscriptionless and just use the All function, you know.
- Because they cannot/don't want to read. Or they just don't care
- Technically it’s a post of guy putting a Babylon Bee headline on someone else’s page, now screen shot to yours.
- Tf is babylon bee
  
  Right-wing version of The Onion.
  
  The Onion but by Christian conservatives.

Smart move, JD would've sucked that old man's tongue right out of his head.
- I still haven't been able to wrap my head around that event. It makes me want to vomit.

In light of the Dalai's earlier pronouncement that his successor would be female, the administration has promised him immortality.
- But... isn't the gist that his successor is himself?
  🏳️‍⚧️
  
  The gist is that his successor isn't whoever the Chinese Communist Party says it is (either directly or by trotting our that kid they kidnapped decades ago who hasn't been seen since).
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11th_Panchen_Lama_controversy
- Nirvana does not care for the mortal body limitations. Enlightenment is universal.
  
  Tell that to Buddhists, especially Tibetan Buddhists which explicitly discriminate against women and claim they will never reach enlightenment.

Have people forgot already the "suck my tongue" pedo shit this guy pulled out?
- No, I definitely remember when the mainstream media jumped at the chance to smear one of the most peaceful spiritual figures alive, context be damned. They took a culturally unfamiliar moment and ran it through a Western lens to manufacture outrage. And look, they're still collecting dividends on it!
  
  No, I definitely remember when the mainstream media jumped at the chance
  He asked a child to suck his tongue, there's no context the guy is a pedo
- That does sound like something the Dalai Lama would say.
  
  It is a cultural difference slightly taken out of context. Albeit it is incredibly jarring for Americans and other European countries. He did issue an apology for it.

Ni shuo xie xie le ma?

By the way why the pope even accepted (he or someone of his entourage) to meet with JD Vance?

Dalai is finding himself some Necrotic damage resist gear first.

He doesn't want to die yet.

Flashbacks to Assassin's Creed 2 where you fistfight with the Pope.

I dunno, if he keeps missing appointments like this it'll reflect on his performance review

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