Microsoft and Maybelline have partnered to allow Teams' Enterprise users to virtually apply "digital makeup" using "AI-powered makeup filters.

It is now possible to exist in a permanent state of professionalism, safe from registering the humanity of our remote colleagues or divulging our own. Everyone in a virtual meeting should be a perfectly smooth-faced professional inhabiting a blurred void. Anything less would be unprofessional.

I hope they do voices next. We shouldn't be forced to listen to normal people's real voices in business meetings, especially women's, when we have the technology to do sexy voice filters.