When I die, which could be next week or something, I wish to have all my organs sold and all the proceeds given to Amazon and Nintendo, evenly split.
They could really use that money.
OP's actually in crippling debt and wants to wipe out both companies with it.
Congrats, your brain has been selected to be added to the biological neutral net super compute cluster.
Unfortunately Amazon screwed up your selective lobotomy, accidentally keeping your consciousness intact as your brain is forced to generate legions upon legions of horribly stupid content, as requested by Amazon customers.
Just make sure you display their corporate logos on your coffin.
I'm surprised I haven't seen this done lol
Chaotic evil?