You are all peasants now.

Queen, dark and terrible as the sea. all shall love her And despair.

I visited a museum where there you could handle exact replicas of the swords and maces they had on display. The edges were blunt and the short chains they were attached to were bolted to the stone floor, so no one could steal them or do any damage with them.

But if you knelt down, you could get the feel of wielding them in action. One handed sword was really light and even my then 13-year old son could handle the two handed one.

I had read that they weren't heavy, but I was still very surprised how light they actually were.

Nah not really. Video games try to make big weapons seem super heavy because it needs to be done for balance usually. But you don't want your weapons heavy. Heavy weapons are slow. Slow people are dead.

This is a common misconception from their depictions in the movies showing the characters treating them like hammers, both in terms of how they swing them and sometimes in terms of how they hit enemies with the blade never cutting anything.

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

We now have a new Queen.

Only the Greys with their breeding program know the real truth.

You had me at bint.

the sword never tarnishes, because it's built with the hopes and dreams of all People

Yeah last king brits got was already old as fuck. This one has a good shot for a new record.