Oops all pants

You joke about it, until you end up in another country washing your underwear with a tiny bar of soap and hanging them from the shower rail. At least losing a pair of underwear is okay because you spend the whole day in the bathroom swapping between shitting and washing yourself in the shower because you already used up the 1.5 rolls of TP they leave in your room.

See, you know how to enjoy a vacation. No inhibitions. No worries. Just relaxation. Delta charge you extra for your luggage? Time for a biohazard event! So freeing.

Yo, better safe than sorry.

Last international trip I took, my 1.5 y/o son got airsick and in trying to help him I got airsick myself. I threw up in the bag, but there was turbulence and no service, so I just put the bag next to my warm coffee between my legs until I could get a minute to throw it away. This was maybe 25 mins into a 4h flight.

Well... Turns out when those bags get completely wet they leak. :/.

I took exactly one pair of pants and one pair of shorts. So I realized after about 15 minutes the warm I was feeling was no longer just my coffee, but the puke juice I was sitting in. I really got to enjoy that for like 3 hours on the plane, customs, and baggage claim.

Lucky me I packed sweatpants for sleeping, so I was saved from rewearing on the way home. But man, bring extra pants. You just never know.

Do you also spray paint your face orange?