Wtf is a Wankie? Lmao.
Wtf is a Wankie? Lmao.
Are they related to Gooners?
Is there going to be a Wankie/Gooner war?
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Wankies are the people who supported sending in the volcel p*lice to suppress the coomer rebellion
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Despicable! Somebody think of the poor coomers!
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It must have been a tough fight versus the Masochism Division.
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Am just reminded of that post about a bunch of leather clad masochists charging a police riot line yelling "yes hurt me more daddy" at the cops causing absolute panic and chaos among their ranks
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if anyone needs me I'll be in the wank chamber
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When I was a kid there was this Country song about a dude being horny for his wife or girlfriend and how she could inspire him "all she has to do is just gimme that wink."
But because of the twangy dialect it sounds like "wank."
Needless to say once I learned what wank meant I thought it was the peak of funny to sing along to it.
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cum each according to their ability
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I dunno but I now want to use it to be as meaningless a term as 'tankie'. In my eyes, a 'wankie' is now anyone who disagrees with 110% ultra-Stalinist communism where all citizens must wear a ushanka at all times.
Watch out for the Wankie triad btw, Lemmyworld, Midwest and shitjustworks. Bloody Wankie echo chambers I tell you
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I'm a wankie and a wankie I is
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Wankies do help me sleep at night tbf
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White Tankie.
But they repeat themselves.
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do they? i'm sure they think all those maoist-third worldists are tankies
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They reserve the actual slurs and weird racial essentialism for them.
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It’s such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term
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This taglines need to be sourced tbh
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They are pretty funny out of context though
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im sorry i need my humour to be dialectical as well
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javascript
isoData.site_res.taglines.flatMap((obj, index) => { const {local_site_id = _, ...tagline} = obj; return tagline.content.toLowerCase().includes("wankie") ? Object.assign({number: index + 1}, tagline) : []; })There you go, source to can confirm the tagline exists /s
The output in my console was:
Array [ {…} ] 0: Object { number: 1569, id: 1299739, content: "Oh sweet summer child. You think they’re the only ones that spread misinformation? Wankies aren’t much different than tankies. But whatever makes you sleep at night.\n", … } -
This taglines
need to be sourced tbhput down with extreme prejudice
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it's uh it's uhh it's uuh it's uh :
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Yankees that like to wank
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They're non-VolCel tankies
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Pointless leftist infighting! All an-cs against the bankies hankie-pankie!
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whale tankies
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I
standswim with our anti-capitalist orca brethren
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Woke Tankies
alternatively:
Nagydw mae'n golygu tancy cymraeg
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