Did Fidel spoil us?

I imagine a lot of these attempts were designed by people with almost no real world experience, had watched some but not many movies, and who were paid to do a nothing job for their entire lives with weird dictates like "portable hole? To the Kremlin??"

CIA just couldnt handle the fact that he had a moral vest that protected him from all the evildoings of the CIA and they came up with increasingly wackier schemes trying to cope with that instead of accepting defeat.