I miss my wife AMA
I miss my wife AMA
She left town for the weekend like an hour ago and I’m already going crazy
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Wholesome hexbear wife guy
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“Wife guy” is one of the few phrases with the word “guy” in it that works for me lol
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We love to see it folks
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If you love your wife so much why don't you marry her hyuck hyuck
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No you have a point
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How many hours straight do you plan on playing video games while she’s gone?
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I haven’t been able to get into a video game in a while. Any recommendations?
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Baldur's Gate 3 is great if you like narrative driven RPGs and turn based combat.
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Don’t ask me, I’m always late to games. Red Dead Redemption 2 is great. I’m interested in checking out the new Spider-Man and Star Wars game but afraid of getting hooked obsessive again. Maybe this upcoming winter unless we’re Mad Maxin’ it by then
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ufo50 is pretty chill if you're an 80s kid. its 50 games in 1. i particularly like house party and grimstone
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I am here to suggest rift of the necrodancer, a very fun rhythm game thats only 20 bucks. Tho I think its only on pc n switch as of rn
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Very few of these comments are questions, smh.
Would you rather have the lower half of your body become a slug tail or your arms turn into praying mantis claws? You maybe ask me 3 follow up questions before making your decision, if you'd like.
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Slug tail 100%. I’m an abomination either way, but all of my hobbies involve fine motor skills in my hands. None of them involve feet. Easy
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You should have asked more questions. The slug tail goes up to your waist and is constantly oozing a slick slime trail. Drying out too much could easily be fatal. But you have unlocked another question with your direct response.
Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible when you need to poop or have a magic raven companion that never leaves your shoulder, but will tell your the thoughts of your enemies when asked? You have 3 follow up questions still.
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If there's anything your wife doesn't care for, but still respect, lean into it now. In my case it was making kimchi in a shoebox apartment.
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Good call. I’m making tuna noodle casserole tomorrow
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omg this is so true
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are you Dr Robotnik?
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I could only hope to be so stylish
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Do all the chores pal
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I do chores all week and I still did two hours after she left. I’m a-ok
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Text her non-stop with "hi, hello, hey, hi, how are you?"
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Way ahead of you on this one
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Have you tried getting drunk really really fast and then just doing borat impressions until she gets home?
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I’m halfway there already
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Yeah lol. My wife travels for work pretty often and every time I'm just like... uhhh... so what do I do now? And then my whole day becomes looking forward to our phone call in the evening or better yet playing some steam deck game together if she wasn't pressured into going out late for drinks.
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i miss your wife too... bazinga
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I’ll let her know you’re thinking of her
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So real tbh
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Too real
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what's your wife's favorite breed of dog?
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She likes tiny dogs whose eyes go opposite directions
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That's called a snail
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two weeks ago i forgot to tell my wife i was going to chill at some friends house for the day and she slept in and woke up without me there and panicked and called me very angry because she was worried and i was missing
i felt bad even though it was no big deal :(
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Aww I would feel bad too even if it wasn’t a big deal
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Why don't you aim more carefully next time 😂🤣😂🤣
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did your wife return
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Yes, thank you for asking. She returned and it was wonderful
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fuuuck yeah
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Quick, craft an Ai girlfriend in her likeness, with her demeanor and mannerisms.
Chances are, when your wife returns, she will find this sweet and endearing.
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Ewww nooooo
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Congrats you passed the sanity check rofl
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"dae love my wife??"
yes we do, hang in there
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Thank you so much
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