US egg prices increase to record high, dashing hopes of cheap eggs by Easter
US egg prices increase to record high, dashing hopes of cheap eggs by Easter
LOLOLOL
But the right-wing on other social media tell me the eggs price has dropped ! ( although they can never tell where they found those low price egg )
The Ministry of Plenty announced that the egg prices have decreased by 20% last week.
Miniplen: eggs cost 20% plusgoodful
"Egg prices have been reduced from $5.89 to $7.45 per dozen. Double plus good. Hail Big Orange."
I saw a kit at Dollar Tree to put an appliqué on an egg to make it look gold. No one is buying that rn having an egg shows you are wealthy enough
Just get your eggs notarized, obviously...
Just realized that I'm actually living like a decadent emperor here in Europe since my dog gets 1 egg per day in his food.
Both my dogs each used to get an egg with breakfast, and my cats shared one. Now I do not even eat them.
Well, the factories have to recoup the expense of suffocating billions of vulnerable individuals. Why doesn't anyone give a fuck about that?