Mark Zuckerberg Says ‘Everything I Say Leaks’ in Leaked Memo

mr zucc seems to need some privacy

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls