3mo ago

You're in charge of starting a nuanced bad guy team. What is your agenda?

Hmm like the disruptive environmental protesters but with malignant aims under the guise of eco protection a la Team Plasma

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Nightmare difficulty: your M.O. isn't highly targeted terrorism/assassinations of oligarchs
- 😣🕰️💨
  Clocked :T
- your M.O. isn't . . . assassinations of oligarchs
  So I can't even take out my competition?! That is nightmare mode
Accelerating the collapse of modern society to prove I am right about how bad things will be
We're taking over America and we're bringing back step pyramids.
I would band up with individuals possessing superior ability or perhaps even supernatural power and strength to help the cops, the government, and protect the status quo.
Hostile takeover of the entire U.S. dairy industry under the guise of creating better conditions for dairy cattle.
True goal: start making butter that's as good as Kerrygold.
- True goal: start making butter that's as good as Kerrygold.
  This says a lot about the state of US dairy industry if you consider kerrygold as the "gold standard for butter"
  
  Oh, I know there's better butter out there. But I'm trying to keep my goals attainable.
- ....where do I sign up for this?
Terrorist attack on billionaires where you take them hostage until they agree to end world hunger.
- Sign me up! Do I get to kill one or two of them?
  
  We appreciate your enthusiasm. Yeah probably, but the idea is to do a tricky trick and actually win. You don’t need P R E S E N T A T I O N for assassination(s).
Probably exposing corruption by people in authority: crooked cops, rapist priests, lawmakers taking bribes, etc.
my team shall protect those poor, bullied, misunderstood billionaires but only if they make an account, subscribe, hit that bell and send that protection donation monthly.
my team of expert thoughts and prayers gurus will set up vigils that hopefully none of those bad things will happen to them.
they also get a bonus clear file, acrylics and a random voice set affirmations per month of donations!
Didn’t realize lemmings were so brazenly violent :/
- Oh no look at all the radical internet people and their power fantasy of … being able to actually make the world a better place with force.
  So unprecedented. How immoral.

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