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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Chaotic Cookie @sh.itjust.works

3d ago

I'd press it immediately :3

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I am too old for these memes now, he looks like a child to me
Maybe one should say goodbyes to the online queer community after certain age

Is it the upvote button? I'll be expecting my cute clingy, bitey femboy post haste.
- Here I am!!
  
  Yay! hugs

i am pressing the button a thousand times as i am mauled to death by catboys
- Rawr >:3

If any of my guy friends have those hips, it's over for them.

That's a disadvantage?
- Some people have strange ideas of what a disadvantage is!
  
  Clearly not people of any significant culture. Of course, I'd have to know about the exact strength of these bites, but... They'd have to be both very frequent and sufficiently damaging to be a significant deterrence.
  ...It's entirely possible I need more friends.

Literally no downsides.

nom

I broke the button an hour ago but I'm still pressing it.

Can he still be a top?
- I don't see why not!

Only if I can dose him with enough estrogen to get girlsmell
- lil secret, girlsmell just comes from regular bathing with fragrant products. Even though I'm a femboy, I smell like vanilla and strawberries.
  
  Oh honey, I'm not talking about just smelling feminine. I'm talking about an actual shift in body odors. You should really look into what estrogen can do :3

Can I press multiple times? The only thing better than one clingy femboy friend is multiple clingy femboy friends.

can i make him bite anyone i ask? sounds like a good deal for a free guard dog i mean catboy
edit: sorry i meant femboy
- Depends on how nice you are to him!

dan howell vs sister daniel

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