Sike

I have never felt so laser-targeted by a meme in a community I've never seen before
- Take it as a compliment, friend.

I enjoy IPAs, but it really is disappointing when you go check out a brewery and all they have are 7 IPAs, and 3 nasty ass sour fruit experiments. Give us some variety.
- I want some good stouts that dont taste like drinking charcoal piss , our local breweries are just making IPAs cuz its known around
  
  I just want some that are refreshing and either dry, Barrled Aged, or have natural ingredients used subtlety.
- Especially when one of the 7 has something stupid like honey in it.

Nevermind "variety", I straight-up don't like beer that's dominated by hops flavors.
- I’ve never understood the appeal
  
  I'm convinced it's for people who have drunken so much alcohol that they don't feel anything when drinking other beers.
  At least that's why I think my father loves drinking boot leather soaked in absinthe.

I get some good stouts and porters where I live, though in the city it's pretty much lager or IPA or macro.
- Luckily in Maine you can find lots of other styles too but a lot of places still don't have many options.