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Rikudou_Sage @lemmings.world

2y ago

When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

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You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh
- The people have a right to know
- *repost this one
  I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)
  
  Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.
  But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.
- Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop
  
  I think topologists call it a torus.
  
  https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=rk5Wo8VP9XesI48-
  I really admire the arc of character growth

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!
Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.
- Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.
  
  Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra
  Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina
  Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings
  Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings
  Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings
- It's seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta
  
  Well, if you count the pores, too, there's many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else's holes, there's many many many holes.

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.
- oh my
  
  That's cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

This is indeed a thought
- That one might have in the shower
  
  One might indeed
  I may not, but seems like OP did
  Which I'm not sure should worry me or not

Jesus fucking Christ
- You can't fuck yourself
  
  Then why do people keep telling me to?

Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.
Are we donuts?
- From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we're donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.
  An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber
- Topologically, a human has 7 holes.
  
  Depends on the size of the hole you define. I love vsauce but I personally think he chose a hole size too small
  
  Yea but ... Hmmmm.
  ...
  ...
  ...
  Indeed
- Reminds me of this video
  https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?si=-G5kZnH7QmZVzgH9
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  https://piped.video/egEraZP9yXQ?si=-G5kZnH7QmZVzgH9
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

Thanks, I hate it

Topologists say the darnest things.

That's why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.
- Potato-potato

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.
- You'll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.

- Ass to ass
  ))<>((
  
  For more information, see: Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005). Miranda July is ~~weird~~ truly special.
- As God intended, indeed.

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?
- According to this , I would say it's about nine.
  
  Ah, yes the good ol' days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.
  
  There are 10 people in the picture
  
  #squadgoals
  
  Anyone ever done that on video in modern times?
- At least two
  
  Username checks out

My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

Thanks internet, I missed ya

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?
- If one human centipede kisses its own ass it'll be an infinite loop.
  
  It becomes a torus.

I don't like this

If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system
- Good old BTBCS.
  
  Some say its the precursor to ptp connections

Beyond the pale sir.

Today is a terrible day to have eyes.
- Even worse a day, if you can read and have some sweet Hyperphantasia.
  
  To be fair, I'd still trade that for my aphantasia any day.

Relevant butt to butt activity
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  Relevant butt to butt activity
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

That's the sexy part

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